The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to die at will.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to jump face first

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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the power of the succulent game

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!