The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to have an ability.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to start time.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!