- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to kill someone with a knife

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

Pointless Super Powers