- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

he power to make mistakes

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

the power to get sick

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to die at will.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to like any show

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

Pointless Super Powers