the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!