The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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being black

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!