- Pointless Super Powers

the power of the succulent game

+20

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

+18

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

+18

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of the succulent game

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to fly while masturbating.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to fart rainbows

The power to fall in love reptiles

shit and piss at the same time

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to do nothing

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

Pointless Super Powers