The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to see the past.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to smell whore

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power of women's rights.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!