the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to start time.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to become demented

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!