The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to die

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!