The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to poop standing up

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!