The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to circumcise yourself

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

to zap people but only yourself

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

being allergic to dairy and soy

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

Power to sleep without eyelids

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

The ability to control dairy products

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to randomly die at any moment

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!