The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to not see anything

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!