- Pointless Super Powers

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

-9

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

-9

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

-13

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

-15

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

-15

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

-15

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

-15

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

-15

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to be blind

The power to read your own mind!

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to drown on land.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to digest corn.

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to breathe ABOVE water.