the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!