- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to read terms and conditions

the power to turn food into shit

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to have a unique fart smell

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

Pointless Super Powers