The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!