Nothing

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to read your own mind

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power of learning

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the power to become demented

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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the power to get married

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to turn cake into pie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!