The ability to be heard in space

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to part hair.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!