The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to spell words wrong

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the power to die

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The power to create powers

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to become powerless

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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cry acid tears

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to see the present

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!