- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

+80

The power to have a unique fart smell

+78

the power to turn food into shit

+78

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

+78

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

+78

The ability to get shot, for real.

+78

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

+76

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to climb ladders faster.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to look at Sun.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The ability to spit mouthwash