the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to die on the spot

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!