The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to die

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The ability to smell colors

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to smell people's moods

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

Vanilla scented blood

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The ability to go to hell.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!