- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to chew with your tongue

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to get arrested

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to only see glass.

The ability to be heard in space

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to read terms and conditions

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

Pointless Super Powers