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the power to become demented
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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.
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The power to be missed when present.
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The ability to smell colors
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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...
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the power to get married
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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals
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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.
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The ability to self destruct at will.
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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.
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the ability to make your eyes pop out.
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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on
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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples
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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want
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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.
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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.
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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.
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to be shitty
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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.
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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.
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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.
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open up pickles glass
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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew
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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!