- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly while masturbating.

the power to turn O2 into CO2

The power to make everything worse

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to fap without satisfaction

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

Pointless Super Powers