The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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being black

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to divide by 0

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!