The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to see air

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!