- Pointless Super Powers

The power to not care.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to give the wrong directions

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to die when you get old

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the power to smell like ham

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

The power to see things with your eyes open

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to be oppressed by everything

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!