- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read the terms of service.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to be blind

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to see the past.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to die

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

the power to like mass effect 3

Pointless Super Powers