The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!