the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to waste money

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to have an ability.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to control yourself

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!