- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

anything Aquaman does

The power to not get shit dick

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the power to turn food into shit

The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

The power drown in water

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

Pointless Super Powers