The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power... to move you.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!