The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to read your own mind

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to create powers

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!