- Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to walk through doors, then open it.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

The power to get shot when you're alone

The power to read minds, but only your own.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

a power to turn liquid into goo!

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

Pointless Super Powers