The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power of learning

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to see air

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Being Aquaman

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to police irony

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!