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The ability to pull open push only doors
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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.
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The power to have one eyebrow!?
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the power to stop masturbating every day
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The power to think of your death and then you die.
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The power to smell inside of your own butt.
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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.
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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.
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The power to turn into a magikarp
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the power to turn food into shit
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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies
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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.
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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.
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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.
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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time
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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.
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The power to poo.
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The power to summon fire with the use of a match
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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself
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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds
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The power to make remotes invisible
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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings
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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!