Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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power to breathe

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to imagine a new colour

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!