- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to eat bread

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

the power to turn food into shit

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to burn the sun.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

Pointless Super Powers