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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.
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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.
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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!
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The power to autocorrect your mom.
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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever
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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily
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The power to make food slightly smaller.
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power to fly when your underwater
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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full
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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.
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The power to smell a fart upwind.
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The power to speak to toasters
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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.
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The power to ejaculate needles.
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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)
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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.
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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.
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the power to spell words wrong
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power to breath fire but only through your nose
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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.
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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.
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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you
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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.
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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!