The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to see air

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to see forever

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to pee out blue

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!