The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to control yourself

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!