The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!