The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to look through glass.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to see forever

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the power to become translucent

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power of night-blindness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!