The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to be a human

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!