The power of night-blindness.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!