The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to waste money

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to have an ability.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!