The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to see the present

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The power of compulsive lying.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to dislike this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!