The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!