The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!