he power to make mistakes

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to not finish sen...

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to elect George W Bush.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!