- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to be powerless

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to die

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to not have a superpower

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to chew with your tongue

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to write comic books

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

Pointless Super Powers