- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

the ability to command watermelons

The power to pee while standing up

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to self destruct

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to not exercise.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to become demented

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to smell colors

Pointless Super Powers