- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be born again

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

Being alive (until you die).

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

The power to not finish your....

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to see through horses

The power to uncontrally boop

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to turn into a parking lot.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to do your homework.

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

Pointless Super Powers