having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to make coma patients bark.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

the power to eat with your butt

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

the power to hovertate

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to be blind

The power to read your own mind!

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

the power the convince people if they agree

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!