the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!