The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to poo.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!