The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to see air

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The power to think about useless power

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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power to age faster

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!