the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to die on command.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!