- Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The ability to smell colors

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The ability to self destruct at will.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to control nothing

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to break a Nokia

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

the power to enter a coma.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

Pointless Super Powers