the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power of self mind control

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!