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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old
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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D
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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.
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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.
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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.
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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.
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The power to be oppressed by everything
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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater
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The Power to Fail in Failing
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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).
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the ability to command watermelons
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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday
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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.
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The power to ejaculate laser beams.
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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.
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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.
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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days
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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.
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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.
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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes
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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers
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The ability to self destruct at will.
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the power to control nothing
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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!