the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to create powers

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!