the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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Th power to be telepathetic

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to do nothing

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!