The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!