The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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captain obvious

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!