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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to speak using their mouth

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to eat bread

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!