The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to write on cellophane

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to be raped.

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the power to like justin beiber

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!