- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to instantly kill yourself

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

Pointless Super Powers