The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to control yourself

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!