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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.
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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months
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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)
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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.
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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.
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Vanilla scented blood
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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on
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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew
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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.
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The power of attracting fired bullets
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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip
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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day
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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies
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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.
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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.
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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces
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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!
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The ability to pull open push only doors
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The power to smell through your arse.
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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)
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The power to have a unique fart smell
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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible
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the power to walk on land.
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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!