The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

The power to be powerless

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to die

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to get arrested

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to vomit every time you burp.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!