The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to control yourself

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!