- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The ability to part hair.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to fly when in something flying

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to block your own powers

The power to pee while standing up

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to not exercise.

The power to read your own mind

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

Pointless Super Powers