The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!