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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to get arrested

The power to climb ladders faster.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the power to write comic books

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to turn into a magikarp

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

the power to summon a massive midget

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!