The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the ability to levitate

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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power to age faster

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!