- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

the ability to command watermelons

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to self destruct

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

Pointless Super Powers