The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!