- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The ability to smell colors

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to have hindsight.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to read terms and conditions

Pointless Super Powers