The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!