The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!