- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be an idiot.

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The ability to police irony

The power to swallow instead of spid

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to see forever

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to glow... in the dark...

Being Aquaman

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The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

open up pickles glass

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

Pointless Super Powers