- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to die from darting too hard

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to journey into the future of the past.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

Pointless Super Powers