The power to create powers

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to make glass clear

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the ability to die on command

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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he power to make mistakes

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!