The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!