The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to see air

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!