The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!