The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to dislike this power

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The ability to not live forever

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!