The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to speak to toasters

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Nothing

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!