The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!