the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to read terms and conditions

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!