- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to grow more genitals.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

anything Aquaman does

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to die when you get old

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power to look TV

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

the power to poop every 5 minutes

Pointless Super Powers