- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The power to instantly kill yourself

The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to ignore useful information

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

Pointless Super Powers