- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to pee any color

Being alive (until you die).

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to imagine a new colour

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to grow new teeth.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

The power to shit in your eye

The power to see forever

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

the power to become translucent

Pointless Super Powers