Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!