- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to turn into a parking lot.

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

captain obvious

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to commit suicide.

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

Balls.

the power to do blink every 20 years

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to turn int water when your in water.

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

Pointless Super Powers