you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to die at will.

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being black

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to like any show

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!