The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to be powerless

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!