- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to smell whore

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

Pointless Super Powers